Total Medals Earned: 342 (From 90 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,685 Points
Medals Earned: 4/13 (40/155 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/9 (110/160 points)
Watch the whole opening scene
Hear everyone's voicemail message in the same session
Save Cindy from her intruder
Help Wally Woog with his library
Complete a task for Mr. Wigwatts
Recover the complete jetpack
Beat the game
Beat the jetpack minigame on a more difficult route
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/85 points)
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/145 points)
Drive 40mph with 10 marijuana.
Get hit by three cars of the same color.
Continuously hold down the horn for 10 seconds.
Get 2000 points driving legally.
Die within 5 seconds of starting.
Get a final score of 2000 with 5 ecstasy and 5 shrooms.
Get killed by 4 cars driving next to each other.
Get a final score of at least 2500 with at least 15 ecstasy.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/140 points)
You're getting the hang of this...
You've seen all of the hats...
You've completed the world tour twice, nice!
You clicked on Edmund's face 36,000 times. Good for you.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Defeat the first minion of Genu.
Defeat the dark force that lurks in Alaana.
Defeat the metaforce ship that guards the Deadly 4.
Defeat the dark ruler of the Enigmata.
Defeat the creator of Genu.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/220 points)
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
The credits are over, why are you still walking?